Friends, there's awesome news today: thanks to the good folks in Cambridge, Massachusetts, there's now precedent for the legal recognition of polyamorous and/or polygamous relationships! We figured this would be the next shoe to drop after gay marriage, and we were right! This means I'm one step closer to the harem I've always dreamed of... I have to admit, though -- I'm a little wary of marrying human females. In my experience, they're highly overrated. Can I marry a litter of puppies instead? Puppies are adorable. Alternatively, I'm keen on robot women. They're way more compliant than "traditional" women... Anyway, baby steps, right?
In other news, President Trump was asked to name the rising stars in the GOP, and at the top of his list was Florida Governor Ron DeSantis! That shows excellent taste. I still have a premonition that DeSantis could end up being the Trump-approved candidate in 2024.
More good news: the U.S. military just got a little more fat-chick-friendly. How, you ask? It decided that, from now on, men and women will be judged based on separate standards of physical fitness. No word yet on how many push-ups "trans" soldiers will be expected to do... My guess is zero.
Mexico's leftist president is conceding the obvious: Biden's perceived laxity is fueling the migrant surge at the U.S. border. It sure looks like the Biden administration is looking to Mexico to save it from its own stupidity and cowardice, too. Good luck with that!
I agree with President Trump that Mitch McConnell has outlived his usefulness, but he's making all the right noises when it comes to H.R. 1 and all the other horrible bills that the Dems are pushing right now:
Lastly, my hometown of Rochester, New York made the news today, as did the very grocery store where I shop! Wow! My neighborhood Wegmans was briefly besieged by BLM protestors, you see. How exciting! Wegmans is a cool store, as any Western New Yorker will tell you. There are much worse places to be trapped...