Friday, February 3, 2023

Binders Full of Women


Friends, in the latest episode of everyone's favorite show, The Biden-Harris Variety Hour, Sleepy Joe is quoted thusly: "more than half the women in my administration are women".  Now, there's an argument to be made that Biden is saying something reasonably profound, since quite a few of the "women" who work for him have penises, and thus their womanhood has been called into question.  Then again, what is a "woman"?  Good luck finding a Democrat who can give you a straight answer to that one.  One assumes that even biologists are demurring on this sensitive topic nowadays.  Anyway, kudos to President Biden for at least beginning a conversation about who's a woman and who isn't.  That shows real political courage in the present climate!


In other news, there's a sinister Chicom balloon floating over these United States, and some reports even indicate that it may be filled with MSG.  Top brass are currently debating whether or not to shoot down this alien craft, but the Biden Administration is leaning towards giving it refugee status and free bus fare.  Stay tuned! 


  1. Dr.Waddy from Jack: When you purpose, out of your smoky dreams, to summarily destroy an entire civilization, the primary institutions of which have been formed through painful experience over much time, you generate absurd "contretemps" such as that you described above involving our hapless Pino Biden. Its not as if it hasn't been arrogated before, to the intense spleasure of incalculable millions.But then, since he is like unto a marionette, it is his far left trainers we hear speaking in this; he cannot help himself.

  2. "intense displeasure" rather . . .

  3. If it makes you feel any better, Jack, it appears certain that President Biden only spoke the truth by accident... No need to upgrade your assessment of him, therefore!