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Sunday, April 26, 2020
A Cure Is Found!
Friends, as you know, I've been recommending the medicinal qualities of a crime spree for months now. Well, it turns out I was right! According to a recent study, COVID-19 ripped through an Ohio prison, infecting the vast majority of inmates, but, of those infected, fully 95% had no symptoms! That's right: no symptoms at all. What does this prove? Either that the disease is a whole lot less dangerous and deadly than we've been led to believe -- but CNN and MSNBC assure us that can't be true -- or it proves that becoming a bloodthirsty desperado makes one virtually invulnerable to the disease's worst effects! Either way, I can't see any downside to inflicting a little mayhem on your inveterate enemies... It's very cathartic, or so I'm told, AND you'll be sent straight to prison, where apparently the coronavirus can't touch you! A win-win. So start polishing that "enemies list" -- you may need it! Just try not to get shanked in the yard. Hey, I never said the cure didn't have side effects, did I?
And note the good news coming out of Europe: the return to normalcy is accelerating, even in the hardest hit areas. But note also that each country is charting its own path to recovery. The takeaway is that pan-Europeanism/trans-nationalism/globalism really is hanging by a thread these days -- just how we like it!