Friends, exciting news! President Trump has ordered the construction of "Trump class" battleships, bristling with high-tech armaments and simply way, way better and Trumpier than anything that has ever graced the murky deep before. Bravo! I'm all for a U.S. Navy that is not only powerful but majestic and awe-inspiring. What's more, we may need Trump's "golden fleet" when we go to war with Denmark in order to conquer Greenland. Okay, a tugboat would probably suffice to take out the Danes, but better safe than sorry! Take note that today DJT appointed a special envoy to coordinate our Greenland acquisition strategy, which, I fear, will have to incorporate the use of force at some stage, because those snotty Europeans are not giving up their great big hunk of ice just because we ask them nicely.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckgmd132ge4o
In other news, the Dems may have a competitive presidential primary looming in 2028, but most signs point to a fairly uneventful contest on the GOP side. J.D. Vance is towering over all other prospects. At this stage, he has my full support, although it is, lest we forget, a long way to 2028 and much can change. Maybe Elon will toss his (aluminum foil) hat into the ring?
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