Monday, April 1, 2024

Easy There, Heinrich!


Friends, what would we do without progressives to explain to us how seemingly innocuous symbols that surround us and make up the fabric of our lives are, in fact, RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC, TRANSPHOBIC, IMPERIALIST, and FASCIST?  Turns out that all these adjectives apply to -- drumroll, please! -- the number 4.  This disappoints and chagrins me more than it will most of you, because 4 has always been my favorite number.  But perhaps that all fits, because people tell me that I'm RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC, TRANSPHOBIC, IMPERIALIST, and FASCIST all the time...  Maybe those lefties are on to something!


  1. Dr. Waddy from Jack: The existing picture of that chinless subhuman sauntering past a stockade of haggard concentration camp unfortunates is beyond any known adjective term; appalling doesn't come close. But anyway, there are layers of irony in the brouhaha you have described here. Its typical woke overreaction BUT, it is in opposition of antisemitism, which gentle creed is a very "today"fashion in the salons of the woke. So 44 conjures the SS rune does it? Why, anything goes. Goodbye sauerkraut; no doubt SS troopers enjoyed it. How about Germany itself? Let it be reborn as the Republic of East Francia and the teaching of its history from Charlemagne's death to the moment of its consequent"fundamental transformation" strictly verboten. Maybe wokeism is a plague which must run its course before devouring itself.

  2. Dr. Waddy from Jack: Me, I really dig the number 1, as in " you just won the 1million dollar prize - a dollar a year for a million years, hah, hah".

  3. Jack, you'll always be Number One in my book -- and, no, that isn't a reference to urination. Ha!