Tuesday, November 27, 2018
Good News/Bad News
Breaking News: Chairman Cuomo, iron-fisted ruler of the People's Republic of New York, has declared that he will NOT run for President in 2020. He wants to concentrate on the important work remaining in the obliteration of the Empire State. Is Cuomo on the level? Probably, yes. A declaration of non-interest in running for President is difficult, if not impossible, to walk back. The good news, therefore, is that it appears that the nation will be spared Cuomo's misrule. The bad news, however, is that Cuomo will be lording it over New Yorkers for the foreseeable future, and possibly forever. There are only two small rays of hope: he could be jettisoned at some point by his fellow Democrats. There's precedent for that in New York, as we all know. Our Governors and Attorneys General regularly bite the dust. He could also be elevated to the cabinet, or to some other high-level appointment in Washington, if a Democrat wins in 2020. You see, friends -- whatever happens, hope springs eternal, and all things must surely come to an end someday, even Cuomo-ism. Stay strong!