Friends, we hear a lot of nonsense from the Left about what a dictator Trump is, and how he's just like Hitler, only a thousand times worse. Typical progressive hyperbole, right? Well, I was always inclined to dismiss these claims, but now I hear that Trump has singlehandedly convinced (compelled?) Coca-Cola to change its formula. From now on, the company will use cane sugar rather than corn syrup in its signature beverage. I think it's pretty obvious where I'm going with this... He who can alter the formula for "American champagne", i.e. Coca-Cola, has, fairly obviously, UNLIMITED POWER!!! Before long, Trump will make the Big Mac into a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
by an act of pure will... Everywhere you look, corporate America is rushing to placate DJT, and rightly so, for, if he is Commander-in-Chief of Colas, resistance to his dominion truly is futile. All hail King-Emperor Donald the Great, therefore!!! And, whether your tastes run to Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, Coke Zero, or even Fanta, know that he is your lord and master, and never shall the sun set on his Empire of Pop! Pepsi, I hope you're listening, because the grace period for compliance with His Imperial Majesty's wishes is measured in hours...
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czxe59zl8qzo
Dr. Waddy from Jack: I am very much moved by the shift you have made from the empirical data you cited in your previous post to this, this carnival of hyperbolic emotionally ruled conviction. May you prosper in its embrace and its expression for all time. I pledge my fealty. "Vive le Roi"!
ReplyDeleteViva! Viva!
ReplyDeleteI'm happy if that cane sugar is from Cuba, and the Coca from Columbia.
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